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Blessed are the blissfully ignorant, for they shall be easily led.   Matthew 5:49

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Blessed are the blissfully ignorant, for they shall be easily led. I know it’s not in the bible, but it’s implied.

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I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires. Susan B. Anthony

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A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. Friedrich Nietzsche

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Blasphemy Blockers! Strengthens your immunity to logic, reason and 98% of household sciences! *Colossians 2:8 Beware lest any man spoil you through philosophy and vain deceit, after the tradition of men, after the rudiments of the world, and not after Christ.

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Faith means not wanting to know what is true. Friedrich Nietzsche

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JESUS: What a Dick! With supporting quotes from his very own book, the bible. My fav: Luke 14:26

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GOD: What a Dick! With supporting quotes from his very own book, the bible. My fav: Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones. Nice, huh?

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I Have A Black Belt In Atheism

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When you realize why you call Zeus a myth, you’ll understand why I don’t believe in your god.

Zeus is a myth and so is your god

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This is so clever, I have to share it with you. We all need to keep copies of this to hand to those pesky christians trying to convert us to their cult: The Christian Proselytizer Questionnaire:

If you’re reading this paper, it means I’ve given it to you because you were proselytizing to me and you are a Christian. I’m giving you this paper to save us both some time; you see, I’m not a Christian, although I used to be. I’m a secular humanist, and I became one for both logical and emotive reasons.

Since I’ve been a Christian, I do know quite a bit about the religion, although I might not know much about your particular sect. (I use the word sect instead of the word denomination because I think it unfair that Christians get denominations, which is a nice-sounding word, while everyone else gets sects, which is an evil-sounding word.) I became a non-Christian because I didn’t like what I knew about the Christian religion. If you want to even begin attempting to convert me, you have to settle those problems. Specifically, you have to answer the questions below. Answers to each question should be typed or neatly handwritten on a separate sheet (or sheets) of paper, and no answer should exceed 100 words. This is because one of the reasons I left Christianity is that it was so complex, and I’ve found that the simplest answer to a question is usually the right one. Quotes from scripture count for bonus points as long as you can refute other quotes from scripture that contradict the passage that you are quoting. If you return this paper to me personally, or if you mail it to me, and if I think that your answers justify my return to Christianity, then I will get in touch with you. Read more…

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Women can’t make their own decisions according to Bill Napoli in South Dakota. This funny shirt is very helpful for all of us poor females that can’t think for ourselves. You can get the t-shirt here.

And a serious comparison about outgoing president Bush and Osama bin Laden. Remember him? Read more…